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Milk

"Hey bro I got some milk, lets do this shit!"
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
by Nick Dillard May 7, 2008
mugGet the Milkmug.

Milking it

When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.

Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
by Long Johns October 30, 2014
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milk have milk

when your a furry but also bowser
friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*
by YoMama Turtle420 February 17, 2019
mugGet the milk have milkmug.

Milk

Me: where ya going dad?

Dad: To get milk
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milk

it's what your dad went to get but it's also where your dad went missing
oh my dad just went to buy some milk he'll be back soon.

9 years later-
by opeaii June 30, 2020
mugGet the milkmug.

Milk

there are two types of milk one u get from a cow and the other you get from some nice titties
milk
by swaggycashmmoney23 July 5, 2020
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