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Mingertron

The name given to any form of retard, including social rejects and any other turds in general.
A name given to dispicably revolting people.
Occasionally, you may add a 4 digit number of your choice at the end, to make it sound cyber.
1.
Robby: Omg! Did you just ask what the number for 999 is?!
Chris: WOW, you are such a mingertron!

2.
Drulie: Wait, wait, wait... your telling me your mum named you Agamemnon!? Get out of my room you mingertron 4000!
by WeasleyKing July 14, 2009
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Mugger Bitch

A Psychaotic woemn who seeks revenge upon you and your friends when you dent her what she wants.
Poor Peppie, he has hooked up with a Mugger bitch.
by Ruxor January 23, 2005
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minger juice

The liquid that comes from a minger when they are sexually aroused.
I was dancing at the club and some fugly chick got up on me and dripped her minger juice on me.
by davebrace September 3, 2009
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Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 7, 2008
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Cunt Mugger

Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.
by Ambuhz March 11, 2008
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Ginger minger

A red-head whose visual putrescence is sickening.
That Kathy Griffin slut is an f'in ginger minger.
by Duder December 13, 2003
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hugger mugger

People who stand on street corners with signs asking to give out "Free Hugs". Usually the intended feelings of good cheer and peace intended by these individuals comes across as creepy and vaguely innappropiate in an undefinable manner.
Allison: So I was in town yesterday and there were these two girls on the street corner with signs that said "Free Hugs."

Natalie: OMG!!! Those were so hugger muggers.

Allison: Yeah, I felt kinda violated.
by Comradski June 23, 2008
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