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midnight tiptoe

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
by Rilan March 16, 2012
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Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber
by Hollmilk October 9, 2019
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midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy
i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards
by devin123456 January 4, 2020
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Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
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Midnight Football

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016
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Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..
The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.
by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010
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