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massive stinky fanny

a fanny which is not only massive, but also stinky.
By Jove, Smithers, your mother truly does have a massive stinky fanny!
by Stankin' Ass Ho April 15, 2004
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Massive pussy syndrome

Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis.

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"

Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
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massive chode

The biggest creeper in PB, who alternates between whacking off to porn all day and lobbing personal assaults at his friends and any female friends that they may bring around.
LD Plasner is a massive chode
by Rick Smith April 25, 2005
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Yakabakakas Massive

A little known youth gang from Stockton-on-Tees who invent their own words to avoid being called swot or spoiler when really the sentence is quite posh.
We are the Yakabakakas Massive
by Yakabakakas Massive November 7, 2006
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MASSIVE tool

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
by Erectionking May 4, 2008
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Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.
Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.
by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004
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Massive

As in "Did you catch Colbert last night? He was massive!!"
by ColbertNation101 October 2, 2009
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