Menzies

A man that is more woman than man. Often experiences menstrual cramps with no bleeding at all from his small penis. He often finds that when he passes a Jeep on the road he loses another girlfriend.

Did you see that guy in the BMW? What a Menzies!

by codymitt August 29, 2011

menuk

someone who is a faggot

my cousin waheeb is the biggest menuk ever.

by Mo123 April 12, 2007

menusha

shit no one cares about cuz its so stupid; just stuff

Your'e full of menusha!

by *Sexy Steph* April 20, 2005

chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.

01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.

by mikeyjewels June 27, 2016

Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked

Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!

by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008

Menurgnavuh

TO accumulate as much gold from a Spanish Galleon Ship Wreck from 1852.

I aint saying she a Menurgnavuh, But she aint messing with no broke Nigguh!

by bassmasta79 January 20, 2011

Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.

Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.

by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013