Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

run me everything on you

To rob someone, like a "show me your pockets".

X:"Hey lad, what's good?"
Y:"I am good, leave me alone please."
X:"Oh, i see you acting though, run me everything on you before i wet my man up!"

by RXRES August 30, 2022

Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.

Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you

by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky

Another term for "I will give you oral sex"

Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby

by tongue24 December 2, 2022

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025