Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022

mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD

I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(

by Sizk.v December 27, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021

Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 1, 2020

mateo

Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..

omg did you see mateo nudes?
Omg yes that cock was like aifell tower..

by hot baby boy February 21, 2024

Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev

Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London

by Tickledurgirlspickle September 7, 2022

Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

by Mateo solis November 22, 2021