mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022

Mateo

Hes very hot

Almost everyone wants to be like mateo

by 2;rhoehugyuo February 27, 2022

Mateo Bouchiba

Mateo Bouchiba is a person that is always happy, he always looks at life as a game. which can cause him to sometimes not take it seriously, Mateo Bouchiba always falls for extremely cute girls and his goal is to always make them happy.

Living life like Mateo Bouchiba

by user56647463468 May 27, 2021

Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.

mateo is so cute and funny

by diediedeidei June 2, 2021

Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines

yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing

by mateis November 27, 2024

The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection

You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo

by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025