Marcus

An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.

Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.

Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.

Marcus you fucking fat oaf.

by All aboard the banter train May 09, 2018

Marcus

Marcus is the type of guy to ask for gum every day. While some may say he is extremely handsome, in reality, he looks like a turd. He is the definition of a dwarf. Marcus thinks that he is funny, but he is actually the opposite of that. He is the most boring person to look at/be around. he is just basic trash.

Person 1: Is that Marcus?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Runaway doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

by Bio creaters February 20, 2020

Marcus

A guy that gets beaten up in wrestling by a girl. He also is a softcock and is a MEMER on fortnite. HE IS SHIT. HE IS ALSO AN AMERICAN FUCKING IDIOT THAT IS FROM THE STATE NEW JERSEY. ID num: 984829374

Wait that is Marcus, lets go up to him and say WAKE UP AMERICA

by MARKUS WITH A K March 27, 2019

Marcus

a dumb ass nigga

Man! i hope my kid doesn't turn to Marcus!

by bonerman2000 April 17, 2018

Marcus

Dumb nigger that eats hot pockets. Prolly in high school with a big nose. Fuck them

Marcus has micro cock.

by BifBoi January 17, 2019

Marcus

A scrawny and gay kid who will most likely never become a man or lose his virginity.

Man, that kid is a Marcus, he cries a lot.

by somethingpotato123 April 19, 2016

Marcus

A Marcus is a fluffy teddy bear that dresses nicely everyday exempt fridays. A Marcus is very phat with a unusually small penis. A Marcus is always wrong no matter what he tries to convince you.

Hey! Whats up?
Oh you know just being a marcus!
ohhhhhh… Ill leave you alone then.

by Wyattg99 December 11, 2013