manflu

An affliction that affects both sexes but is most common among men. It is not unlike severe hypochondriasis in manner but is often only isolated to colds and flus that do not require medical attention. This affliction causes a person to become weak, lethargic, codependent, fatigued, and pathetic. They will often claim ridiculous things and need constant attention until symptoms of sickness subside.

Person 1: "I'm dying..."
Person 2: "You're not dying."
Person 1: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Person 2: "You just have manflu."

by Akimika May 30, 2013

manfred-opposition

Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.

A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!

by Judian March 9, 2008

manflesh

This term, derived from lord of the rings the two towers when:
orc 1: *snif sniff*
Orc 2: "what is it...what do you smell?"
Urak Hai: "MANFLESH"

MANFLESH

by O.S.O.K March 13, 2011

Man of the House

Is the bread winner. Brings home the most bacon. Takes care of the family at all costs.

He’s the man of the house.

by OkayMomma October 11, 2019

Manofox

The highest, most offensive acronym for dumbass.

Person #1: WTF YOU SUCK
Person #2: WELL, YOU'RE MANOFOX!
Person #1: *commits suicide*

by Dirty Bomb March 15, 2005

Manfoe

The arch enemy of Bodydog, the Manfoe are immensely nerdy obese teenagers. This species can be found in its natural habitat of Runescape. They are a form of noob who have just began to populate.

Noob 1: OMGZ g1v3 Meh t3H m0n3eZ!!!!11
Noob 2: y3a y0o n00b.brb,mayk1nZ h0t pok3Tz lololol!!1
Jim: Oh great, Manfoes

by black47 June 24, 2008

Manforest

The highest mother fucker alive; The Manforest typically has large amounts of marijuana smoke coming out of him. The word "manforest" originated as a reference to pubic hair.

I'm not sure dude, I think she might get lost in my manforest.

by bagelsarerad January 26, 2009