Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

MAGNUM SIPPER

A LENG box of tropical juice

Heyy bestie do you want some MAGNUM SIPPER

by BIGG MAGNUM SIPPER May 10, 2022

Magnum opioid

The “magnum opus” of cocaine peddling. When you fill a condom with cocaine and store it in your anus.

“Hey man, how will we smuggle this in?”
“Magnum opioid.”

by pumpkaju January 11, 2022

Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022

Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.

Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.

by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022

White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.

Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum

by redtiger22 May 26, 2022