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Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022
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wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
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Mystic

Sweet ass mf and a great artist, if I say so myself.
This person is a mystic
by 4l3xeatscookies January 17, 2022
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Mystic-Love

Mystic love refers to a deeper connection to a person. You can feel the vibrations of the other persons being.
The man was right in front of me, i felt the mystic-love all the way from across the room.
by Sierra YBK January 24, 2022
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mystic

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo
Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
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mysticous

No hot wheels :(

Can ride an emu very goodly
mysticous
by CLiQChaos July 23, 2021
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Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)
Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022
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