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First off
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
You are a ricing little bitch, 1.6 liters??? my soda holds more than that. Hell, i can piss more than that. The 11th commandment is there is no substitute for cubic inches, so go get a clue you little bitches. you show me a japanese car with over 2000 horsepower and then we'll talk. There are several muscle cars that have made that much and even more so go suck a fat one.
YOU ARE BITCHES
by Bro Hater April 26, 2006
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Muscle Mary

A muscle guy (both straight and gay) who knows and sings, often in private, all the words to Christian Aguilera's "Beautiful". Broadway musicals, Liza Minelli CDs and his steroid set-up are among the stuff he'll save in a fire.
Will is such a Muscle Mary he practices body building competition poses while lip synching Cher!
by aaron atlas February 21, 2005
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Muscle Daddy

A ripped or swole dominant man who gives it good ; )
She kept thinking about those big arms on that total muscle daddy
by Modern Webster December 29, 2019
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muscle sex

Anal sex with a large bodybuilder where he preferrably bottoms.
I had the sweetest muscle sex with Mr. Olympia just now. His 20-inch arms pushed me deeper into his hole to stroke his sphincter and pleasure his prostate. His glutes throbbed against my cock as he came after I fucked his muscle ass right nice!
by Know-it-all-but-not-do-it-all September 25, 2009
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Muscle Shark

(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff
1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day

2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!
by Blacklabelmichael June 1, 2007
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Muscle shirt

A shirt worn by weedy polish post grads to accentuate their otherwise unnoticeable arm muscles, in the vain attempt to attract women, and detract from the fact they have compulsive erections.
'Ey, ey, ey, 'Enry I got some muscle shirts, now the laydeez will be like "ooo I wanna rub your pecs so bad!"...no, I don't see why I need to be subtle'
by James March 16, 2005
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Muscle Sucker

one who sucks the penis...expert blow-jobber...
Did you see the lips on her? Definite muscle sucker.
by sweetnnnspicy July 8, 2010
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