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Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022
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bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette
Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile
by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019
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cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 2, 2021
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schnitzel missile

I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.
by DT2020 February 24, 2019
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Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole
“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”
by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022
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Mayo missile

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon
by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022
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