A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
A mirror queen is a gay or bisexual guy who claims to be straight and is often married; yet he checks out naked guys by looking at their reflections in locker room mirrors.
by NJstag July 04, 2006
by Weezy Baby October 17, 2007
First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.
by j0hnb0n April 12, 2007
-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace
Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.
by omglazergun March 16, 2008
“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”
by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018
That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.
by sick_of_this_place August 11, 2006