something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.
by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009

Teacher: I have a computer in every room in my house
Me: Even the toilet?
Mate: Yeah, he goes in there when he needs to do a massive dump!
Me: Even the toilet?
Mate: Yeah, he goes in there when he needs to do a massive dump!
by greeneking April 17, 2006

Fuck you ben stop being such a massive cuck and fucking my wife it looks like i have to plot to kill you now
by Sir Insanity Of Bear July 30, 2018

by serra March 11, 2004

by seth May 14, 2004

Not to be confused with Massive Faggot.
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.
Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!
The term Massiv Fagget refers to someone who disappoints his/her friends. Almost always used as a joke to show your disappointment.
Note: Always hold the M when saying this phrase.
eg. MMmmmmmmmassiv fagget!
Friend 1: Do you wanna go do something today with Jimmy and I?
Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.
Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!
Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.
Friend 2: Nah sorry, I'm kinda tired.
Friend 1: Ohhh, mmmmassiv fagget!
Friend 2: I know, I know, I'm sorry. We'll do something tomorrow.
by PEACH-HAT March 13, 2008

a girl that has such a big ass that her butt cheeks look like two massive muffins and you just want to eat them off.
by bemysenpaioriwilleaturface October 26, 2020
