by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020
An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.
Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!
by platonicus October 28, 2018
Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 11, 2021
When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
by 10 Am April 26, 2021
The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.
by jackdrippa November 03, 2013