mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.

Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.

by Zel Spazo July 19, 2020

Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.

"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.

Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.

by MathPlus April 2, 2021

gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 7, 2008

mask of zorro

When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.

"I totally gave my girlfriend a mask of Zorro last night"

by jackdrippa November 4, 2013

mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020

Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018