martini glass

shape

nice martini glass anna!

by annablackwood September 27, 2020

Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

victoria martini

yay smiley face

victoria martini is incredibly pretty

by preston’sburner May 4, 2024

martini love

When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.

Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!

by insanityvulture April 26, 2015

Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025