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Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
by Sudomite September 11, 2023
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Magnum

It can be a person being magnum which means being really cool or it can be used to describe a time or object which would mean it was fun or great.
'Ah mate last night was magnum with that fit hairy bird'
by Onamah December 27, 2017
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magnumous

An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.
The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.

As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.

“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 30, 2024
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White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.
Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum
by redtiger22 May 26, 2022
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Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'
by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024
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