Jeff Magnum

The songwriter and singer of the indie band Neutral Milk Hotel. He is renowned for his very poetic and original lyrics. He is however, a pedophile and a necrophiliac, as about half of his songs express his desire to have sexual relations with Anne Frank.

Jeff Magnum: I like little girls.

by Magikarp. October 15, 2009

.357 magnum

One of the most powerful bullets in the world.

Colt Pythons take .357 Magnum ammo.

by Rohan January 20, 2004

.44 Magnum

A nice big bottle of champagne, vintage 1944.

Hello garcon, we'll have a nice '44 Magnum if you don't mind.

by Charlie O'Kane November 18, 2003

.45 Magnum

A higher grain used in the .45 though it has less velocity than the .357 it is great for home defense, combined with hollowpoints at point blank range make it unstoppable.

A .45 magnum should be used for indoors and a .357 should be used for outdoors due to lower and higher velocity.

by PIRURIOS January 3, 2007

Bro-Magnum

An insult that is similar to calling a person Cro-Magnum but spiced up for the new millennium.

Best if used when another individual lashes out or becomes defensive towards you.

"Wow Bro-Magnum! Take a chill pill!"

by Dejackamo Von Rictor June 12, 2007

Sparky Magnum

sparky magnum is a legendary rat terrier that packs a 357 magnum.sparky magnum is crazy. i looked at him funny and he capped me in the ass. in fear for my life i went to the nearest wall mart to get shit to close the woound.

sparky magnum is one mean dog.he shoots and smiles.

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

.44 Magnum

The dangerous duo of a 40oz. of malt liquor and a Four Loko that will get you drunk on an industrial scale. The .44 magnum combines the class of malt liquor with the full-bodied, complex, palate-pleasuring flavor of the Four Loko. The 44 magnum is not safe for children, women who are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant, or anybody else. If you are drinking a 44 magnum, you are most definitely not feeling lucky... punk. Best when duct-taped to the hands of an unfortunate pledge, or when poured down the drain in a symbolic display of contempt for such an ungodly concoction. The 44 magnum will take your everything.

Kent: Let's get fucked up!
Michael: .44 Magnums?
Kent: Yuuuuup!

by MrPIIHB May 14, 2013