International lose your friend day 

On January 24th we all lose sm1 really close to us and then they become an asshole. I mean like it happened to me

Oh u lost a friend on the 24th same.

Odd that it was on the same day.
I guess that's what happens on International lose your friend day

International lose your friend day by mills.com January 26, 2021

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

spooge and lose

When a girl swallows your load, and subsequently vomits. The vomiting can be due to the semen, or a variety of other things. It must occur quickly afterwards. The important thing is that she vomits though.

M-Habby is the only recorded instance of a spooge and lose occurring. Congratulations.

spooge and lose by Dan "Don't you have anything better to do?" June 21, 2006

to lose weight 

(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.

I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.

to lose weight by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008

You Laugh You Lose 

A facebook-based image board with amusing, strange, insulting and horrifying content in equal measure. It takes the form of a game where you have to keep looking at new photos until one makes you laugh, which will invariably happen at some point or other.

Includes current popular 'memes' and a hefty does of racial, class, gender and sexuality based humour. In this sense it's like 4chan but a little less extreme due to everyone's identity being known. Pictures also often rely on members of the group's sense of Schadenfreude in relation to the stupid, the ugly and the recently deceased.

Yo did you check that guy's upload on You Laugh You Lose last night?
-Sure did, I made it about a dozen photos but then lost bad on that one about Heath Leger!
Ha - you're in it for the lulz bro!

You Laugh You Lose by therizzlebizzle February 4, 2010

use 'em and lose 'em 

A school of thought pertaining to women as sexual partners. The main idea being to use them as a sperm receptacle, then to ditch them on the side of the road.

I don't do the whole girlfriend thing, I subscribe to the use 'em and lose 'em school.

use 'em and lose 'em by Crucian December 10, 2009

bad lose 

An event in which a particularly valuable item is lost.

"Is this your credit card? It was on the floor."
"Oh, my gosh, thanks! That would be a bad lose."

bad lose by Zwieback April 18, 2017