trophy logic

This is the idea that any footballer/manager of a football club who has won trophies in their career is better than one who has not.
By extension, the more trophies a player/manager has won the better said player is. It doesn’t account for a players technical abilities & overall scoring/defending records & in the case of manager, their tactical nouse, game & player management skills.
Central to this philosophy is that football, and any other sport is only about winning & no other metric should be used to judge how good or bad a player or manager is.
This idea is particularly popular on Twitter & is mostly associated with a bloke named Mike_LUHG

Example 1
Random Twitter user: What are your thoughts on Divok Origi?

MikeLUHG: He’s better than that serial loser Harry Kane. He (Origi) won Liverpool the Champions League 2018/19 & it’s no surprise that he won the league title in 2019/20, trophy logic has never failed me. Hope this helps.

Example 2
Random Twitter user 1: Luke Shaw has improved ever since Ole Gunnar Solkjaer took over from Jose Mourinho

MikeLUHG: Luke Shaw has bottled 18 trophies since he was released from the shackles of Jose Mourinho, the only manager in his career that he's ever won a trophy under. Hope this helps

Random Twitter user 2: Trophy logic wins again!!! 🏆

by Anti ArtetaSexual July 17, 2021

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010

Blaine logic

When someone gets into a ridiculous scenario but it works out just fine

“Oh I snuck into a wedding” everyone is confused wondering how “oh it’s just Blaine logic”

by Lord of the lies November 30, 2020

Rimants Logic

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.

"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."

by bensastian November 21, 2022

Women's Logic

Once a girl likes a guy, they will use women's logic. Basically, you suspect the guy will automatically know, make the first move, preferably a giant romantic gesture that could only happen by miracle.

OMG! Jack is SO hot.

Don't rely on your women's logic. It won't work.

by qwertyuiop53723 February 14, 2012

client logic

A breeding ground/ holding pen for social miscreants and people with assorted severe personality dissorders. It seems quite nice at first, but the longer you stay the worse it gets.

Similar to prison or some form of entrapment and torture scenario involving slow sedation and confined spaces.

by anon! March 4, 2005

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011