Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.
No shit, your sister in law was riveted.
Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
No shit, your sister in law was riveted.
Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.
by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013
Get the Lesbian Axe mug.An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.
by lovingmy69cats June 29, 2011
Get the Meow Mix Lesbian mug.Related Words
A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.
Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006
Get the Facebook Lesbian mug.Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american
by Wockyockydog July 26, 2007
Get the lesbian american mug.Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat
Function: Noun
A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
Function: Noun
A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.
by Human Overth February 21, 2010
Get the Lesbian Cat mug.An ironic statement, demeaning towards your dad. It implies he is a lady(or a sissy) and enjoys the company of other like-minded individuals.
by Johnny665 March 16, 2018
Get the Ur dad lesbian mug.Zoey and Coco were both sitting on the couch, Zoey was under a blanket using her computer and coco was watching tv. Coco looked over at Zoey's computer and saw Zoey was watching porn. Coco pointed out that she saw Zoey's computer. Zoey, in a panic, closed her computer shut. Coco said "come here" and ran to the bedroom, Zoey following. They undressed and Zoey grabbed sex toys from the closet. Coco grabbed the vibrators and shoved one in Zoey's pussy and one in her own pussy. Both moaning in pleasure, Zoey quickly jabbed 2 dildos in and out of her ass, and shoved another 2 into Coco's ass. "A-AAH IM GONNA CUM!" Coco screamed, cum dripping out of her throbbing pussy. Vibrators still going and dildos still in, Zoey went over to Coco and licked her pussy. Coco said "sit on my face!" As Zoey took out the vibrator went to sit on Coco's face while Coco licked every last drop of cum off Zoey's pussy. Finished, as they thought, they took a shower together and Coco played with Zoey's boobs while Zoey fingered Coco until she hit her G-spot. As the cum washed away in the shower, they scissored, and both sucked each other's nipples.
by veryhornyperson January 16, 2022
Get the lesbian sex story mug.