Lavant

The biggest cunny man(cm) the world as ever saw

Had go cunny man Lavant.

by Cunny Man May 17, 2020

laana

A Laana is a fun and crazy girl full of personality and loves to party. She is sometimes shy but once you get to know her you will love her. She is intelligent, active and loves to read. She is stubborn and bossy but always has a good reason.

“Laana is the life of the party!!!!!!”

by Alisa Clark February 15, 2018

lahanna

Jacob sartorius’s future girlfriend ,
Very sexy woman who needs clout everyday

Lahanna is a child of god

by Fat allie May 9, 2018

Laana

Laana is an extremely hot and stunning girl, who has a great personality and never gives up. She’s a great friend, best friend, girlfriend or wife. She’s just amazing. Many people look at her and wonder if there’s anything she can’t do. Laana can sometimes doubt her appearance, and doesn’t know that in the eyes of many, she’s the most beautiful girl in the world. Laana has a great sense of humour. When she makes jokes, she might not think they’re funny, but everyone around her will start laughing uncontrollably. Whoever tries to hurt her, is someone very dumb, and whoever has her is someone very special. Lana is the type of girl that just knows how to make anyone feel special. She’s the type of girl that would help you through anything and would sacrifice her self for you if you are special to her. Laana is incredibly sweet, and has the ability to make any guy nervous by only being around them. Lana is the type of girl that would walk into a room and would suddenly somehow have a heavenly light shining over her. Trust me, if you ever get to be with a Lana, keep her and don’t let her go. She’s the best. I love you Lana.

Guy #1:Yo check out that girl over there. She’s so hot.
Guy#2: that’s Laana. Every guy in school’s been trying to get her.

by Sameer Hussien February 5, 2020

Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

the Lacanian Real

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.

Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Ladan

Sexy persian princess. Her moves lures men into bed. The eye's of a beauty and an ass of a goddess. Very feisty and aggressive, but men seem to be intrigued and attracted. She is very venomous. Once bitten by her venom, men won't be able to get away and stay attached. This one cannot be tamed and does whatever she pleases. No one can control her because she will do whatever she wants. Her voice is seductive and men get extremely aroused to the voice of this siren.

Im not snow white,
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?

Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.

by spanishloverhdjs December 29, 2010