When 12 men have a gang bang in a 4-4-2 formation wen the first to people up top have wet hand shandys into the other fours mouths while they are getting bummed by the other four at the back while the one who is left runs around and tosses everyones salad while getting teabagged by a walrus who is getting fucked by a gypsy!
by Muhahahahaha June 13, 2008
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He was being a total Luke the other day.
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Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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Get the Luke mug.Luke is a boys name. Around 10% of boys named Luke are Asian, while the rest of the 90% are other races.
Most Lukes like atleast one of these 6 things... Anime, Art, Social Media, Studying, Music and Gaming. Either that or girls. The Luke can be shy at first, but if you can and manage to warm up to them, they will become your friend in-some way. The hairstyle of Lukes are mostly either messy or smooth. They usually like the colour black, blue, white or purple. Most Lukes like to dance and if they do it can be great at first but then it will slowly turn into the gif at the bottom. So in short, Lukes like things that involve technology, mostly dark colours, are shy and love dancing.
Most Lukes like atleast one of these 6 things... Anime, Art, Social Media, Studying, Music and Gaming. Either that or girls. The Luke can be shy at first, but if you can and manage to warm up to them, they will become your friend in-some way. The hairstyle of Lukes are mostly either messy or smooth. They usually like the colour black, blue, white or purple. Most Lukes like to dance and if they do it can be great at first but then it will slowly turn into the gif at the bottom. So in short, Lukes like things that involve technology, mostly dark colours, are shy and love dancing.
by Jake SoyBean May 14, 2019
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