win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022