Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010

The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

lonely boy

the character from wilbur soot's e-girl trilogy. also called simpbur and incelbur

the actual name of simpbur or incelbur or "wilbur from the e-girl trilogy/series" is lonely boy

by personone July 19, 2021

Lone-urb

A lonely desperate and needy person who adds their own name to the urban dictionary and clogs up all the options under "vote" section of Urban Dictionary. These lowlifes and attention seeking scumbags usually make things up and exaggerate the truth because they have no friends, no social skills, and need the acceptance of UD to feel adequate.

All these god damn Lone-urbs need to get a life and stop trying to add their name to the dictionary. We're tired of sifting through their wak ass definitions. Everyone knows they're in reality schitzos and weirdos and nobody thinks they're as cool as they themselves do.

by TheDStar April 3, 2017

Forever lonely

When you have never been loved and the chances aren’t looking good.

I am forever lonely

by A_human_person December 13, 2019

lone lobos

Podcast hosted by love doctors Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand. Explain the most important information every Tuesday.

Dude: “bro did you see the newest episode of Lone Lobos?”
Other Dude: “of course Lone Lobos” is the best part of the week.

by The_silent_1ne March 23, 2022

lonely llama

A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.

It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.

Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*

by PohTayToez May 18, 2009