left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back

You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read

by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019

left footer

A member of the Catholic faith.

Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.

by Jim Graziano December 16, 2005

left out

Excluded due to being single/different.

You don't have a date. You're left out.

by Me. Mr, February 26, 2017

Left Coast

Used to describe the obvious side of the map by those who live on the opposite. Otherwise known as the West Coast.

"Hey man, where you from?"
"I'm from Washington."
"D.C.?"
"No, on the Left Coast."

by Kamikazileo March 4, 2009

Left to Bake

When a group of 2 or more people are in rotation smoking a blunt usually at a party or a small get-together, and everyone decides to quit smokin before the blunt is gone therefore leaving one person usually the true stoner of the group Left to Bake or left to finish the rest of the blunt themself.

Smoker 1 - "Hey nigga its your turn to hit this blunt."

Smoker 2 - "Naw dude im good"

Smoker 1 " Here dude hit this"

Smoker 3 - "Naw you go ahead im gunna walk back to the party"

Smoker 1 - "Damn nigga yall lame as hell i know you aint gunna leave me Left to Bake on this bitch"

by -K Y I- June 23, 2009

Left Boob

The scheming left breast, always bitching to the heart about the inadequacies of boyfriends and husbands.

This disloyal boob is known to squash and deny all sexual activities by convincing the heart the man is the devil.

Dude i got this girl to her room last night, but i was cock-blocked by the left boob again!

by The Breast Man June 1, 2011

California left

The method of turning left on a street that forbids left hand turns. You drive through the intersection, turn right at the next intersection, and continue around the block with two more right turns until you end up going in the left-hand direction you wanted to travel in the first place. So named because of 19th Avenue in San Francisco--a long stretch of road that forbids left hand turns.

Sara: I want to head into the Sunset district, but I can't turn left.
Andra: Just make a California left at the next light.

by SGirl November 10, 2005