skiddy kiddy

Skiddy kiddy is usually a name given to people who cannot handle there poop and poop in very weird places some time bed the louge floor there girlfriends mouths and very weird places this skiddy is in reference to the poo and kiddy is to demonstrate these people have the mental age of a 4 year old

“Hey it’s zak he’s a skiddy kiddy he poop in his gfs mouth”

by Kemmerson February 5, 2018

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kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo

"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"

by derping chicken December 30, 2011

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Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

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kiddy corner

the opposite diagonal corner where one goes to score kiddy crack (fun dip).

i jus copped some dip dip kiddy corner from where we met yesterday.

by AmpT 1 & 2 December 9, 2008

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Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

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