Keyblade

1. A weapon from Kingdom Hearts, which is a videogame series by square enix. The keyblade can change forms as you progress through the game, giving new abilities to the wielder. In Birth by sleep The keyblade was a large part of the the keyblade war, and it is the main weapon in KH apart from the struggle bat. It is said to be able to open ANY seal, but in game the only lock you open is the key to another world; locked doors stay locked.

2. A big Fucking key that can open any lock, except the one the to the bathroom.

Roflmao, Sephiroth got pwned with the winnie the pooh keyblade.

by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009

Keyboard Lint

Little bits of material that gather in between the keys on a keyboard. See also pocket lint

Eww, that keyboard is disgusting. Look at all the lint in it.

by diamond April 24, 2005

Keyboard Tourettes

Occurs when someone becomes annoyed, bored, or simply cannot think of anything else to say in an online or texting conversation. The results can vary in characters and length, depending on how frustrated or bored the person is at that moment. This doesn't usually last long, only for one or two messages and is sometimes followed by an awkward moment where the person is unsure if that was a little too wierd or not.

person 1 - yeah
person 2 - lol
person 1 - =
...
person 2 - sdrkjgherkjga
person 1 - keyboard tourettes?
person 2 - yep =

by zpu!7 November 22, 2010

kebin

This guy has a tender heart, someone who is sweet, hardworking, family orientated, wants more for himself, is very patient and loving. Kebin is deeply loved by his friends and family and by his girlfriend. Hes a rare soul and individual. He always shows support when needed, and is an overall gentlemen and can make you laugh your socks off until you start cry laugh he has an excellent sense of humor. Not to mention he loves redneck jokes, cowboy hats, and shit kicker boots, has an overall cowboy way with a boston accent. If you meet a Kebin hes most likely already taken but makes an excellent friend.

Sam: how hot is it outside kebin?
Kebin: (redneck accent) its hotter than 2 pack rats fucking in a wool sock on a mid summer day!

by puerto-ricandoll30 September 10, 2020

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

by solelyskyed February 8, 2021

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

Keyboard Gangster

Their are two definitions to this phrase.

1. A person who attempts to act badass behind their computer screens through their own keyboards. This definition is most commonly used by the populice that was tormented in upper-grade schooling and have no spine to speak of.

2. A person who throughly thrashes definition #1 using intelligence and wit only. This populice most commonly keeps to themselves until some fool comes along that needs to be slapped down properly, they do not go around looking to be badass, they just happen to have it come to them.

Def#1: blahblahyour an idiot i am great.

Def#2: instead of trying to be a keyboard gangster why not simply learn the definitions of the words you intend to use in everyday life, please vacate the premises before i make you feel as dumb as you look right now.

by Ender$follower December 20, 2008