A major man whore who likes to take it up the ass. Aslo a total diva who will eat you alive. His sister is amazing
by Old greg the third August 1, 2010
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.
I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!
by Jordan M. A. July 27, 2008
Get the kevinmug. the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
by ali2006 March 19, 2020
Get the kevinmug. 1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. A curly headed fuck. that takes it up the ass from his brother who participates in phone sex every night with Eric. Also has a big nose and is tight with his money. Kevin is known for being such a fag, the gay kids in the school look up to Kevin for being so gay.
by 1556 November 6, 2010
Get the Kevinmug. by chris brownnn October 12, 2010
Get the kevinmug.