Kevin 

One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.







THE [BEST}!

Mmmm, Kevin is indescribable, no one could measure up to him.

Kevin by Alyssa77 January 8, 2009

Kevin 

A hoe. He’s not loyal and likes five different girls at a time

Kevin has a new girlfriend.

Kevin by Ashlielynn December 10, 2017

Kevin 

An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.

Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.

Kevin by Lookin_4_love92 October 27, 2018

Kevin 

A guy who doesn't know how to frickin watch the light.

Guy recording: kevin, Kevin watch the light dude.
Kevin: *SMASHES THE FRICKING LIGHT*

Kevin by Kevinisweartogod May 6, 2020

Kevin 

Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.

“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding”

Kevin by Goblindrool May 10, 2020

Kevin 

Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly

have you seen Kevin today?

Kevin by *B* July 6, 2007

Kevin 

Literally one of the worst people you could ever meet. Like honestly. Annoying, fake and a man whore.

Stay away from Kevins!!

He goes after every girl but none of them like him, he is suck a Kevin

Kevin by Becky Taurez November 18, 2019