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She's a thot who's also a hoe
wow Kelsey's such a thot
Kelsey by Xx4206969420Xx November 21, 2019
A horrible, ugly, poser person usually fat. Weird eyes and big teeth. Ugly laugh.
person: Ugh, kelsey thinks she's such a NERD.
you: I know, I wish she'd commit to her claims of being suicidal and do it already.
Kelsey by Harikar October 9, 2013
A crazy bitch who pours your beer.
I need to get a kelsey tonight.
kelsey by teebaggery September 26, 2014
an amazing and beautiful girl who everyone loves. great in the bed and once you have alex with her once you just can't let go.
damnnnnn is that a kelsey
Kelsey by Thatcoreectone January 7, 2017
Sarcastic, friendly and caring but is also a big ass hole and takes people for granted. Usually fucks up and admits it when it's too late but can win anyone over with his charming looks. Loves being the center of attention and is a big womanizer. He is sneaky and usually thinks alot about things instead of acting on them. When he cares he loves with everything in him and will give you the world.
You are dating kelsey, prepare for the ride.
kelsey by Tbyeh June 18, 2018
A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.

Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around

Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Kelsey by KelBeater March 21, 2017