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Karate Chopped Humus

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!
by BangraBoy and the chutney crew January 17, 2021
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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Karate

Karate is a sport that basically teaches how to professionally break somebody's nose.
Guy1: Immo sock you up, punk!
Guy2: You better back off, I take karate!
by ToRV...??? February 6, 2015
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Karate chop

“I really wanna karate chop jack”
I know, he’s so cute!”
by Swifty1989 January 7, 2022
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Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.
Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.
by The Bonglord June 3, 2018
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