sophie kang

UR done UR DONE is all sophie kang says but is also really smart
by SOS4560 June 14, 2022
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Kang Day

"June 19th, a national holiday added in 2021."
"Guys what should I do for Kang Day?"

"Play Bioshock Infinite."
by Chris Dorner June 18, 2021
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Kang The Conqueror

The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.
Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel November 04, 2023
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choa chu kang cementry

a place where you bury your body after you die but if you're rich alot ppl will come raid your tombstone. And it'll call it as coffin heist
1. hey dude later wanna go choa chu kang
2. later i want bury your body at choa chu kang cementry
by Deku my babe August 20, 2021
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Mukha kang planeta

insult; Filipino for “you look like a planet”; commonly used to insult your fat friends.
Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET
by DMGP2 October 16, 2019
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Jing Kang

Jing Kang the villian
by ඞamogusඞ February 13, 2022
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Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 02, 2023
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