Mukha kang planeta

insult; Filipino for “you look like a planet”; commonly used to insult your fat friends.

Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET

by DMGP2 October 15, 2019

choa chu kang cementry

a place where you bury your body after you die but if you're rich alot ppl will come raid your tombstone. And it'll call it as coffin heist

1. hey dude later wanna go choa chu kang
2. later i want bury your body at choa chu kang cementry

by Deku my babe August 20, 2021

Vicky Kang

It's a name belong to a person that was so precious to the earth and to the people around them with a personality that cant be compare to others , this name shall be carried by a person with this exact traits : kind , beautiful , smart , sweet , elegant ,.. and so the list goes on you can name it but it will never be enough. This person only exist one in your life time so the ratio not only rare but to find them among the 7B+ people on earth , you can try to use advance technology , computer , rocket ,.. anything to find them but it wont happen , they will only appear when ever they like , like a summer breeze , albino dinosaur in the forest ? .. yeah well you get what im trying to say . If you ever find them , be honest and treat them nice , they wont make you sad or cry , doesn't matter what gender you are , you will just want to marry them straight away like spending money of a gacha games , they're the perfect husbando/waifu material , they can sometimes be clumsy , despite being so perfect , theyre also human too , if ever so often they made some silly mistake , you wont find it annoying , rather cute , ... yeah too cute to be honest .

She's so cute and perfect , like a reincarnation of Vicky Kang .

by Wandering Hutao's Simp November 24, 2021

Kang Haneul

A very merply lad who is a great boyfriend and is fine as shyt and very happy.

Ex:

Person: Who is that mighty fine huzzly cheeks right there?

Me: Back the fuck off bitch.. that my huzzly cheeks merp Kang Haneul

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

garry kang

Garry kang is used to describe a man missing a foot.

Wow that man over there has no foot he has to be a garry kang

by Footgod123 November 17, 2023

Kang Job

Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.

by ktoto August 4, 2009

kang

an extremely handsome, kind, well mannered, well shaped, sexually desirable black man

Person 1 Girl , if its the last thing I do, Ima find me a kang.

Person 2 - you want a real kang -You could always go to Africa- that's were they make 'em at.

by Lilithnogodnoking July 18, 2025