Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

phony kicking it

When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool

It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it

by SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair July 9, 2016

Cunt Kicking Carnival

Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt.

A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.

Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .

by Big Jonno October 16, 2008

clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

Shit kicking town

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment

"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

by WallOGainz April 22, 2017

What's kicking

What's going on

Hey fellas, what's kicking?

by xJuice. October 17, 2018