Fence Jumper

A derogatory term used to describe any Hispanic typically Mexicans that jump a fence to cross the border into the US, but used by ignorant people to describe all Hispanics, when more proper terms can be used like wet back, mojo, beaner, my favorite gardener.
Boarder Patrol Agent 1: Look there are some wetback crossing.
Boarder Patrol Agent 2: We are in Arizona, here they are fence jumpers.
by Fatboi AKA "Wetback" m proud February 10, 2009
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lumpy jumper

Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.
What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.
by fubarderby June 13, 2004
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Coffin Jumper

A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"
I got up to get a drink, and Christian took my seat. What a coffin jumper!
by 2cargar June 18, 2012
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jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous April 25, 2006
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Shot Jumper

A phrase commonly used in Pennsylvania. The most common meaning is a piece of equipment operated by authorized wackadoo.

The word may also mean super hero of shot. In a comic the super hero would be named Super Shot Jumper.
Hey wackadoo, did you finish up at the shot Jumper?

It's bird, it's a plane, no wait it's wackadoo shot Jumper.
by MCJumper May 11, 2017
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Pew jumper

A derogatory word for a follower of the Pentecostal faith.
Those pew jumpers may be crazy, but they sure do have a good BBQ.
by Sofreakingtrue March 01, 2011
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puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.
Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
by Bellboy April 22, 2007
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