e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.

An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one

by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009

Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.

Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!

by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019

Strap on Joust

When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros

Are you ready for the Strap on Joust? I really think Spencer will win this year.

by Mejan Panties November 17, 2021

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 1, 2024