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e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009
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Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.
"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."
by CoreySanders September 10, 2013
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anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006
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When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.

The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.

The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.

Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.

Lightning flashes

Everyone: Where did you come from??!!

Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
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Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren December 15, 2012
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