E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009
Get the e-peen joustingmug. A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.
by CoreySanders September 10, 2013
Get the Locker Room Joustingmug. by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006
Get the anal jousting butt piratemug. When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
by To_the_Victor November 26, 2019
Get the 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.mug. 1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.
2. The act of being gay.
3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
2. The act of being gay.
3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
Get the Pork Joustmug. An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
Get the Joustmug. when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
by jren December 15, 2012
Get the french joustingmug.