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josie

josie’s are gorgeous specimens that eat your children with a passion, good sense of humor though.

Tells a joke a joke and eats your kid.
beware of josie guys!
if you don’t brush your teeth josie will come and get you
by BESTDEFINITIONSOFPOEPLE November 5, 2023
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Josie

Give a man a fish, he will be happy for a day, give a man Josie, and he will be happy forever indeed.

Josie's are the most empathic, kind and grounded people that can be found, they're pretty great. They are the sorts of people who will bake you a gotdam cake for your birthday even though you gave them a Mars bar, wow. You will never be able to match the thoughtfulness of a Josie, however it is worth trying, as they will hide when they feel sad so it is important to reach out whenever you can and make them feel cared for.

Who else wishes they could just be hanging out with Josie right now? Yeah. I know. Everyone. If you ever meet a Josie, you're a lucky sod.
If I had to choose between fishing and Josie, I would pick Josie, I wish I was Josie.
by Blugson simpson November 25, 2021
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josie

that leg hair is insane josie
by I like pasta 12355 July 10, 2023
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Josie

She’s just like an angel
Her skin makes you cry
She floats like a feather
She’s so fucking special

OR

She’s a creep
She’s a weirdo
What the hell is she doing here?
She doesn’t belong here
“Josie’s just like an angel”, OR “Josie’s a creep”.
by Canniballover69 December 23, 2023
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josie

fat ass, never stops eating and she is very mean, rude. she is the most emotional girl to ever walk to the earth but she has a really nice behind.
“That’s a fat bitch
“oh her name must be josie”
by mickeljabber September 30, 2020
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National Fck You, Josie Day

September 2nd. Like National Shut Up Thomas day, it's a day where you tell everyone names Josie fck you.
Josie: Hi
You: Fck you, Josie
Josie: Wtf?
You: It's National Fck You, Josie day
Josie: Oh my Lord
by Wicked E February 6, 2024
mugGet the National Fck You, Josie Daymug.

josie :)

oh you see that emo there?
yea totally a josie :)
by kurw@nnika November 21, 2021
mugGet the josie :)mug.

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