n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.
by James Kerin January 22, 2008
Noun.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
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jonny greenwood is the most sexy and talented person of all time. he plays guitar along with many other instruments and is part of the most. virgin core band titled “radiohead.” i cant get the video of him playing both the piano and the guitar at the same time in that one life performance of “street spirit (fade out.)” he is also a film director and as i mentioned previously he is so incredibly sexy. he often abuses his guitar. kind of wishing i was the guitar but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
person 1: “dude did you see that guy with the mushroom cut playing 6 instruments at the same time?”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”
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