by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. 
A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
We all know that one Jonathan
by Applesause December 30, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
by anon5562 July 26, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug.