bubble jumping

The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.

Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.

1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”

2.

"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"

by puffco September 3, 2016

Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.

Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.

by Why him? March 29, 2017

buck jumping

A uniquely New Orleans style step-dance associated with second line precessions.

On Sunday we're buck jumping at the second line.

by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018

Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Jumping Jacks

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything

Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.

by SpongcakeOmNomNom August 24, 2009

peter the fence-jumping half-mexican

peter is a very speacial child, and he is tight, and he is funny, and he is also half mexican.

i love peter the fence-jumping half-mexican. he is very cool

by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005

Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009