More then at least five used condoms in an ashtray bowl or plate on top of a nightstand next to a bed in a hotel room
Jim, Tom, I was gonna have sex with her but I saw that big old Jimmyboat on the nightstand. I freaked out and ran out the hotel room door.
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Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!
by backwardsjammy June 1, 2011
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Get the Bastard jummy mug.possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
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