like a jewel

something that cannot be improved on! -another version is 'shines like gold' (or shining)

i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel

by michael foolsley February 02, 2010

misty jewel clark

A curious girl who loves to stargaze and loves the feeling of the wind against her skin. True Bleu Baby.

Misty Jewel Clark always means what she says and says what she means

by Mystified Misfit November 25, 2022

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

He hit someone's jewels! Smack! OOW!

by Asadefa September 18, 2020

moose jewels

1) a highly unknown alcoholic beverage
2) moose genitals
3) the testicles attatched to the penis of a moose

Damn! That moose is loaded! Look at those moose jewels!!

by Babushka Doll November 08, 2007

Jewel World Domination

It's an amazing fact! Jewel World Domination will happen in the year 9091 anyways, follow @_luvyongie in twitter.

"Hey! Have you heard about the news in 9091?"
"Huh? What is it?"
"It's about Jewel World Domination! Go follow @_luvyongie in twitter to be updated!"

by @_luvyongie October 14, 2020

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 29, 2021

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022