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lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor
sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)
by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007
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Jewdozer

To roll over or demolish in a completely lopsided fashion such as Israeli tanks and bulldozers destroy Palestinian homes.
Did you see Kobe play last night scoring 50 points. He was a total Jewdozer.
by ttah August 28, 2009
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Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.
Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!
by Carabug December 12, 2012
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optic jewel

Optic Jewel is a female gamer, She is best known for her involvement in the Call of Duty Series. Her high level of skill and natural Beauty attract many viewers to her live stream on twitch where jewel, her boyfriend(who is also highly talented), and some close friends dominate their "competition". Jewel is also known to invite viewers to play with her and the crew during the live stream.

(Eric I)
"OMMMMGGGGG ITS OPTIC JEWEL!!!!"

"can you give me a shout out jewel"

"make me a mod jewel"
by EGI January 7, 2014
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Jewelana

jewelanas are usually giggly and sweet people. they may seem shy at first, but if you really know them, you will know that they are crazy, fun, spontanious, and have a secret perv and funny side! jewelanas are usually real jewels, and will shine up any part of your life!
Jewelana: "are they gone?"

you: "yeah, why?"

Jewelana: "Penis!"

*both start laughing*
by luvbabycowz5 May 21, 2011
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jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand
those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment
by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014
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Jewel Diggs

A half naked old sexy lady robot man trying to friend you on skype.
God dammit robbert we've got another Jewel Diggs on our hands
by love me daddey! February 2, 2016
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