Jeilen

He's fat

Dude did you just eat that?

Yea why?

You're so Jeilen

by lillilbro May 31, 2015

jetlag

v. - To lag behind, slack off, or do something poorly.

You're walking with some friends and one person is several feet behind the rest. One says, "Hurry up, Jose! Quit your jetlagging!"

by Chavz December 31, 2006

jetlag

Starting the week at work early after sleeping long during the weekend.

This jetlag just hits me every Monday morning

by vindevaude October 18, 2008

jetificiedlamintaionphobia

The fear of big books!!

i have jetificiedlamintaionphobia.

by Juizzle January 16, 2008

Jetlag

When a girl looks way different than her profile picture irl

Guy 1: Dude she's so cute

Guy 2: Dont even think about it. Major jetlag, she ugly af

by Trumanblink April 4, 2017

Jeti

It is a Big photocopier that photocopies really large things

can you photocopy this in your jeti?

by LALALALALALOVE May 2, 2008

jeti

to have sex by giving or taking a penis to the ear

Dude, this hoe I was with asked me to jeti her.

by LH&AK July 4, 2010