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Jared

Jared: Usually refered to as boring, crazy, One worded conersations. Boring coming from the Russian word "Borden".
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges
Dude Jared is totally making me crazy.
by Jamaica789 December 19, 2011
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Jared

a fatass idiot that tries to make himself look cool but no one likes him exept other people like Jared
by A_GradeGamer December 18, 2018
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Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.
"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."
by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016
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Jared

A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared
I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.
by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017
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Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit
Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared
by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015
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Jarely

A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.
by Laputa March 11, 2013
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Jarely

Jarely is basically the best girl you can ever have she’s a ball of goofiness. She’s beautiful in every shape or form. She’s intelligent and most importantly if you ever have a chance to be with her your probably the most luckiest person because Jarely is just a overwhelmingly beautiful,gorgeous,charismatic,pretty, funny,good looking female. Jarely is caring and filled with love. She is the most genuine person ever. She’s wired but wired in a good way. She’s a very good listener and if she really loves you she’ll sit with you for hours and hours and listen to what you got to say and you can also act like a total dork around her. She has one of the best personalities. She’s loyal and honest she will never switch up on you she’s not the type to cheat or be fake because when she really loves someone she’ll be their ride or die till the very end but don’t underestimate her. She’s an extremely good friend and a great girlfriend. If you have a Jarely in your life don’t lose her.
(Boy)“Bro I just got me a good female she’s gorgeous and funny and perfect.”
(Friend) she must be a jarely.
by JJJJJEllly January 30, 2019
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