Jäger

A unit of measurement of four kilograms, not associated with the alcoholic beverage: Jägermeister. pronounced "Yay-gerr"

Customer: "I'll have a quarter Jäger of your finest beef."
Shopkeep: "That'll be a seventeenth Jäger of your copper pieces."

by b.stinson July 3, 2011

Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011

Jager Pong

Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

Jagerweiser

When your drunk and think you're dropping your shot of Jagermeister into a cup of Redbull for a Jagerbomb but instead you drop it into your cup of Budweiser

Being the Redbull and Budweiser were the same color in two red cups, I thought I dropped my Jagermeister shot into the Redbull, when in fact it was Budweiser, creating Jagerweiser.

by iLL Philosophist August 6, 2010

Jägerboat

The act of pouring a shot of Jägermeister over a girls breasts before placing your face inbetween said breasts, turning your head side-to-side and going "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR".

Dude: I heard you did Jägerboats last night!?
Bro: Yeah, I poured my shot of Jäger on her tits and motorboated the shit outta her.

by Brosiah Dudeguy October 20, 2010

Jägerdew

A cocktail made with 1 oz of Jägermeister and 4 oz of Mountain Dew.

Dude, I just totally slammed that Jägerdew.

by Curt Mast July 22, 2011