Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

Kansas City Log Jammer by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Porcelain Log Jammer 

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

Porcelain Log Jammer by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

reverse 360 piston jammer by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

jamera

She is a cool and outgoing girl. She is very shy at first, but once you get to know her she is a blast to be around. There is never a dull moment in your life if you know her.

My life is so dull, man I need to get myself a Jamera!

jamera by eat rocks January 15, 2017

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

epic jamer moment 

The single best moment in a persons life where they have truely reached max potential, i reached my jamer momement at the first climax scene in dora the explorer(but it has to be the live action movie). Until one has reached there true max potential they can no longer create an unlimited source of Thanos power. There are several more requirements, i will list them now, 1. you must have god on speed dial, but not your pussy god, i am talking about allah our savior, 2. you must be a brownie, at least 42,069 hours of watch time, 3. you have to have gotten blown by the aflac duck or the geeco lizard, 4. you must have three dads, 5. have all knowing god tier fortnite emotes irl, 6. must have built the lego death star twice, 7. and most importantly you have to have to let shrek take your virginity. If you fit the requirements congratulations you have reached peak human evolution and can now have consensual intercourse with Shane Dawsons cat.

I met a pack of Jamers they smited me with the power of Thanos, my dogs corpse was the only thing left. That was when I reached an epic jamer moment

epic jamer moment by Thee Epic Jamer April 26, 2019

jaimere

A black man with a 8 inch penis also is a great widowmaker player in overwatch.

Jaimere

jaimere by Bill Nyxe December 22, 2016