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Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.
Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun
Jacob by DiamondXD November 29, 2018
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Jacob is an amazing guy. He has the softest lips and they taste so sweet when you kiss him. He has red hair and will love you for who you are and will never cheat on you. He may be short but he is perfect in all ways and will always be there for you.
Girl: Have you met Jacob he is soo cute
Me: Yeah Jacob is my boyfriend
Girl: OMG YOUR SO LUCKY
Me:*texts jacob* love you baby ❤
Jacob by Ashlyn+Jacob=❤ March 24, 2019
Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything
Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record

Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU

Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!
JACOB by MayaandChristian November 14, 2019
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
Jacob by gyhippo August 22, 2011
(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...
"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."
Jacob by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013
He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah
Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt
Jacob by That young gurl April 2, 2017
He's the kid you always want to be friends with. He's hot, loving, and a athletic. He's the popular kid in your school and if he talks to you you go from a demon to a angel.
Jacob by TheChihuahua March 29, 2017