Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 30, 2020
by queer cum guzzler December 07, 2022
the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 03, 2010
Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
by leeden82 December 07, 2010
A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.
Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?
by Gabriel Sa August 22, 2008
Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.
"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
by Santo Mafioso February 28, 2008
Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
by DJD April 05, 2004